Do you want to have sex with me?

Before you Stallonians ask, yes I have seen Matt Bomer in Glee, and yes, I did feel the need to seek him out and have sex with him.  

I couldn’t find him. 

However, that episode was soft porn.  I wanted to have sex with everyone. 

I started reading The Hunger Games yesterday.  I have a bread fetish, so I am really enjoying this book, and Peeta. 

So what is all this I hear about Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone?

Because I thought he was single, and doing a Spiderman/Rocky pornographic film with me, that is what he told me.

It is nice to be back on here at last.  I have been very busy lately and very sex deprived. 

in my bedroom. 

I don’t mind not hearing Chris’ voice.  Because I’m going to have sex with him, and I’ll get to hear him sing… in bed.   With me… Sylvester Stallone! 

But then again… who doesn’t?  

maybe we can have sex now. 

benedicts-cucumberbitch:

I wonder where Sly went? he keeps disappearing.

Sylvester Stallone did not go anywhere.  He is here. 

(Source: jesse-icingcake)